Guilty Pleasure


Ok, so I boycotted anything and everything Twilight because the main character shares my name. I found this quite disturbing at first. I would be on the phone saying my name is “Bella” on the other end I would hear “Della?”. “No” I’d say... “Bella” on the other end I would hear “Oh, like Twilight?”

Ghhhrrrrr.......

So, last year on my daughters birthday she begged to watch a scary movie... She begged that the scary movie would be Twilight. So I did what any loving mother would do and put my personal judgements aside and bought the girl Twilight. Due to my complete lack of knowledge regarding the saga I decided I would watch it with the girls at the party, just in case I needed to do some censoring. Ok...... “About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Twilight was not scary. Second, Edward Cullen was HOT. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with the Twilight Saga.”